Elizabeth, friends & family call me Liz & if my middle named were Anya, it'd sound like Lasagna... I'm 17 years old

eroticfriendfictions:

Do you know how much money we would save, Lin?

(via filthyhobknocker-deactivated201)


(Source: versaceslut, via 7izz)


thingsmakemelaughoutloud:
“This my favorite picture I have ever seen
- Funny and Hilarious -
”

thingsmakemelaughoutloud:

This my favorite picture I have ever seen

- Funny and Hilarious -


irreluhventt:
“ somebody write this on my tombstone
”

irreluhventt:

somebody write this on my tombstone

(via gold)


forlornly:

parents: why don’t you do anything
me: minimalism

(via sheneedsaxanax)

breakfastburritoe:

obama had done SEX before how can we let a SLUT rule the USA

(via honerydew)

cool-glasses-kyle:
“ fororchestra:
“ Mozart GIF idea I made before I go to bed. Goodnight.
”
im literally shitting myself
”

cool-glasses-kyle:

fororchestra:

Mozart GIF idea I made before I go to bed. Goodnight.

im literally shitting myself

(Source: fororchestra.com, via sorry)


badnatured:

no wonder they’re called oral presentations they suck dick

(via microwavedtea-deactivated201604)

just-shower-thoughts:

“If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you don’t deserve me at my best” is a very good quote if it was originally said by Magikarp

just-shower-thoughts:

When the Hulk gives up and reverts to Bruce Banner, he just rage quit.

animal-factbook:
“Giraffes are extremely egocentric and will take your vehicle whenever he or she feel like it. They are inconsiderate of your emotions and will not care if you yell at them. Because of this behaviour they have been in many fights...

animal-factbook:

Giraffes are extremely egocentric and will take your vehicle whenever he or she feel like it. They are inconsiderate of your emotions and will not care if you yell at them. Because of this behaviour they have been in many fights with human beings since the beginning of human existence and their long neck is a evolutionary trait of avoiding being slapped in the face.

(Source: huffpost, via laughing-llama)




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